Chris Christies back tits make Dolly Partons chest look flatter than a flight deck
Chris Christie is so goddamm fat that his neck tits have tits
Chris Christie is so fat that he makes Stacey Abrams look like Kevin Hart
Chris Christie looks at hot sausage poboys like Dubya looks at big Mike
We need a compilation of Dubya says vs Sleepy Joe says, call it "an offer you can't understand "
Instead of constantly blaming Trump, Crooked Joe should say Hillary did it. Now that would be crazy fun to watch.
If you fool me once I got hairy legs