Chris Christie is so fat that when he goes to the movies he sits next to everyone
Chris Christie is such a fat slob that he went to KFC for a bucket of chicken and when they asked him what size he said, "the one on the roof!"
NASA discovered a new gas giant, they named it Chris Christie
Chris Christie is so fucking fat that he slams jars of mayonnaise like soda
Someone should make memes like this out of Hunters laptop from hell NSFW pics.
Incriminating evidence on Wiener laptop
"But how did you get the laptop?"
Incriminating evidence in Podesta emails
"But how did you get the emails?"
Incriminating evidence on Hunter laptop
"But how did you get the laptop?"
Incriminating evidence in Ashley diary
"But how did you get the diary?"
Notice the trend