Flatuousity
Pumpernickel comes from the German words pumpern (☞ ᐛ )☞("to break wind") and Nickel ("goblin")(☜ ᐖ )☜
ଘ(੭ ᐛ )━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ foist as a verb with the related meanings “to introduce or insert surreptitiously or without warrant” and “to force another to accept especially by stealth or deceit.”