Prigozhin: Putin sir, The West has offerred $7 billion for a coup.

Putin: Do a coup then

Prigozhin: Yes sir

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Prigozhin: Putin sir, our troops have reached Moskva and they have paid the 7 billion.

Putin: Excellent. You may keep $1bilion, now turn around and go back.

Prigozhin: Yes sir, on my way.