I wish I was a Biden

I wish I was a Biden, so I could get away with crime.

I wish I was a Biden, each and every time.

I wish I was a Biden, so my family could get rich.

I wish I was a Biden, and use the DOJ as my bitch.

I wish I was a Biden, to keep my kid out of jail.

I wish I was a Biden, and then I would not fail.

I wish I was a Biden, to indict those I do not like.

I wish I was a Biden, sitting in the White House.

I wish I was a Biden, tax money for a fence around my house.

I wish I was a Biden, and have a lot of fun.

I wish I was a Biden, until that dreaded storm does come.