ClockFag: Here are 17 Q posts that qualify for today.
Anon: Any of the 23 you posted yesterday come true?
ClockFag: Yeah! This one here - check it out!!! The Clock works hahahahahaha haters - in your face!
Anon: Um, what about the other 22???
ClockFag: We don't talk about those.
Look, ClockFags are patriots trying to do their part and for that I salute them. I hope one day (especially before all the action really kicks-off) they find the magic key to unlock it all.
But, if someone developed a strategy of printing out Q posts, sticking them on a wall, blind-folding themselves, and throwing darts… they'd hit the same random success rate the clock does in its current form. Now, if someone does that the board would be all over their ass. Not so for the ClockFags for some reason.