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Easiest and cheapest way to go after gum disease is to put 1tsp/cup of baking soda in a water bottle and keep it handy to rinse with.
Neutralizing acid quickly after anything acidic (beer, soda, wine, anything fizzy, or sugary) helps good bacteria thrive and controls the population of the bad bugs that cause gum disease.