You know what to do, Jim, get that pen fired up.
Because they are both attention whores and one whore was trying to take the attention away from the other whore.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2023/07/10/marine-corps-is-leaderless-for-first-time-since-1850s-heres-why/?sh=a8ef5b24fae1
That is a very avg male soccer player.