Sorry y'all, not the guy
Can't talk right now, not tonight
Good luck solving crime
But I swear to you nobody's tied up locked inside of my
13-bathroom
Ten-bed mansion
Backyard with a two-shed expansion
Half Ted Bundy
Half Ted Manson
Somehow ugly
And drop-dead handsome
It's hard to explain
Even to a Princeton Harvard brain
Either end up in a hall of fame
Or down in a ball of flames