I'm still curious on how the "Cocaine" got by the Secret Service….unless it is the SS that it belongs to…

I can see it now…

The SS agent goes home to his partner and says, "I got a promotion today"

Partner: Really wow, what was it?

SS agent: You are looking at the new drug handler for Hunter Biden.

Partner: wow, why you? won't you get into any trouble?

SS agent: Well for one thing, I'm a SS agent so, I can come and go without any questions, I wear gloves and I know where all the camera's are! so, if anything happens, I only have to investigate myself! we know how that will turn out!

Partner: Cool, what does a drug handler have to do? and does that come with some extra pay or a boost in pay grade?

SS agent: No, but I get to find the drugs, bring them into Hunter, cut the lines and when Hunter is done. I get to lick the credit card. That way Hunter never gets to touch it with his hands, and as a second bonus I get 2nd dibs on any child Joe and Hunter brings back to the WH.

Partner: Cool, that gets me excited, come to bed.

SS agent: well lube up because I'm high as a kite and I want that rabbit hole.

Satire