Fake & ghey
I felt the same way when I first saw Kimberly Guilfoyle's hairy cleavage.
Like bacon grease after sitting in a pan for 7 days?
This is a plant.
The likeness is uncanny.
I wish I could do better, but I'm uneducated and unqualified. I should go back to math class, so Professor Dickless can tell me how I'll never amount to anything. Maybe he can tell me to go wash some dishes or some other line of work, that will never make any money. That will help.