Anonymous ID: 1a2d41 July 17, 2023, 7:10 a.m. No.19195109   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>5112 >>5117

https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee/status/1680929714079186944

 

Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist buff.ly/3ig2Q29

 

ATLANTA, GA - Calling brand new things racist - that no one would ever have thought could be racist - is fun, and everyone loves it. But as each new day people breathlessly inform us of the racist history of things like crossword puzzles and punctuality, scientists are warning of an impending catastrophe.

 

"At this current rate of coming up with new things that are racist," warned racism scientist Frank Greene, "we'll run out of new things to call racist by the end of this year."

 

Anti-racism activists met this news with both fear and denial. "Running out of new things to call racist would be devastating," said activist Brooke Snyder. "I mean, you'll only get attention if you come up with something no one knows is racist. You can't just say things like, 'Ethnic slurs are racist.' Everyone knows that."

 

Benny Malone, though, is one of those skeptical of the warning from scientists. "We'll always be able to find new things that are racist," he said. "Just watch me." He thought for a few moments. "Ah. I got a new one: Toothpaste is racist." His face then fell. "Wait, I have explained how that's racist already. Well, anyway, we can't listen to science, because I know for certain we've all told everyone that science is racist."

 

Some proposed solutions to the impending problem include giving activists stringent limits on how many things per month they can declare racist, but this has proven unpopular. Another idea is to instead come up with new things each day to call sexist, but no one cares about that as much.

Anonymous ID: 1a2d41 July 17, 2023, 7:16 a.m. No.19195127   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>5141 >>5297 >>5467 >>5539

“For every person in there [administrative/deep state], you’ve got time enough to come forward as a whistleblower… If you don’t come forward by high noon on January 20th [2025], you’re GUILTY. Come forward NOW.”

 

— SKB

 

https://twitter.com/noorbinladin/status/1680675611927347208

Anonymous ID: 1a2d41 July 17, 2023, 7:25 a.m. No.19195165   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>5178 >>5297 >>5467 >>5539

https://twitter.com/danieldimartino/status/1680651953599049729

 

Canada officially launches website application for H-1B visa holders in the United States to migrate north, taking away thousands of high skilled immigrants from the U.S. economy.

 

https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/work-canada/permit/h1b.html

 

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