I just had the most amazing sex in my lifetime, with the most sexy person!
Me.
Oh Shit, Oh shit, Oh shit!!!!!
Secret Service found an old recipe for pudding in the white house.
https://usatomorrow.com/recipe-for-pudding-white-house.com
You can read my letter to my ex.
It starts with:
Dear monster,
It is very important that you only do what you love to do. you may be poor, you may go hungry, you may lose your car, you may have to move into a shabby place to live, but you will totally live. And at the end of your days you will bless your life because you have done what you came here to do. Otherwise, you will live your life as a prostitute, you will do things only for a reason, to please other people, and you will never have lived. and you will not have a pleasant death.