So Elvis becomes a secret agent to fight crime in America then fakes his own death and picks up the alter ego Donald Trump to continue to fight crime as a secret agent.

Then something like 50 years goes by and America is in the worst corrupt state it’s ever been. So wtf has Elvis/Trump been doing for 50 years?

We could have sped this whole plan up if y’all woulda shared more information. There are plenty of good people that want to stop corruption but y’all want to take it upon yourselves to be vigilantes at the expense of everyone else.

People are in some shitty places while y’all are running around playing secret agent. Unacceptable.