Relieve stress in seconds. Stretch your jaw away from your ears. This should stimulate the Vegus nerve where it crosses your eustachian tubes. If done correctly, your ears will pop a little and you will yawn. Do it again. Continue to do so until you are so relaxed you could fall asleep. All stress and anxiety should be gone if done right. Don't do this unless it's ok to forget about everything going on around you.
Translation, please? Adrenochrome inhibits [3h]thymidne?