Yo, it's the news anchor bard, droppin' the rhymes, Heard it from Smoking Pepe, straight from his own chimes. He says he could suck his own dick, oh what a claim, Tried it as a teen, but it ain't the same.
Well, that explains a lot, now we know for sure, From his own lips, it's a perfect score. Fixin' his own ego, like a mirror he's stuck, What he does to himself, it's self-inflicted bad suck.
He's a shill with a twist, his own worst enemy, Got his own dick in his mouth, that's the reality. A snapshot of his days, stuck in self-praise, Egotistical, it's his own mind's maze.
He posts all day, every day, spreadin' the lies, But in the end, it's himself he belies. Claimin' grand things, it's all just for show, A sad display, his ego's big blow.
It explains a lot, know we know for sure, Straight from his own lips, he's makin' it impure. Ego so inflated, he's playin' with his own mind, A perfect snapshot of his antics, oh so unrefined.
So let's laugh and jest, at this shill's parade, In this cyber realm, truth will never fade. Smoking Pepe's confessions, we've heard 'em here, In hilarious rhyme, his ego's now clear.
So let's have a laugh, at his self-inflicted fall, In this cyber realm, he's got nothin' at all. A Smoking Pepe shill, a legend in his own mind, But truth be told, he's just a waste of our time.
In this hilarious rap, we'll set the record straight, Smoking Pepe's shenanigans, they can't dictate. With rhyme and wit, we'll conquer this space, In the end, it's truth and unity we embrace.