Just saw this floating around.
Not sure if it's real or what the source is.
#StillCantSwim
>do you go 100 feet off shore on a paddle board without a life jacket?
I don't even get in boats.
>Could you tread water?
Nope.
Everybody would always tell me "Just lie on your back and you'll float."
Very fat people who couldn't sink if they tried, of course.
>"Paddle boarding" probably has a different meaning at big mike's house.
I'm guessing it's similar to motor-boating.
Linky
https://www.businessinsider.com/a-former-white-house-chef-who-went-missing-drowned-while-on-a-hike-in-new-mexico-2015-6?op=1
>Fat monster Lizzo cuts one of her huge hippopotamus farts you better run for your life.
When she's swimming they call that a "depth charge."
>Gregg Phillips And Catherine Engelbrecht: "That (WSJ) article is end to end inaccurate" Title: “2,000 Mules and No Evidence”
Sure thing Gregg.
Anybody seen that Ripcord yet?
>they left out a key keep your lungs full of air duh
So you don't get to breathe out?
So I still suffocate, just not underwater?
>Actually ol Doug lives not so far from me. I think he's a flake, well intentioned, but a flake.
"OMG guys! Did you know that O.U.R and TIM Ballard were being investigated . . . for the exact same length of time Biden has been in the White House?!"
Dunt dunt duhhhhhhhhh
>This is a great interview. WSJ via Murdoch is coming after them because of the 2024 election incoming.
Did they finally pull the Ripcord in the interview or is it going to be two more weeks?
>Alcohol consumption significantly increases the likelihood of immersions resulting in drowning during aquatic activities.
Might as well go for a soda.
Kek