The nigga cook knew all about Michael
Also knew the truth about the actual biological parents of the kiddos
But in a heated argument about whether or not the last batch of homemade brew was stout enough or not, Barack pushed the young negro one too many times, and something was blurted out about lack of fertile eggs while looking at Michael - Barack lost his mine and hit the man in the head with a skillet and then called John Podesta
This is 100% true