Anonymous ID: 6fb577 July 26, 2023, 1:41 p.m. No.19246636   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>6854

Would it be funny if the entire scene were not captured on satellite?

 

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#OBAMA INVOLVED

 

Anonymous sources within the Dukes County Sheriff's department claim Obama was the second paddle boarder.

 

Authorities are still refusing to issue a public announcement.

 

[Developing]

 

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"DON'T LET THEM OPEN TAFARI UP LIKE A TUNA"

 

According to well placed sources #Obama managed to talk Sharise out of granting permission for an autopsy.

 

The same sources tell iSN the call lasted well over an hour.

 

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#OBAMA'S PREPARING TO MAKE CLAIM AGAINST THEIR INSURER

 

#TafariCampbell's family quietly assured they will be fully compensated over the 'tragic and needless' death of their loved one.

 

Settlement expected to be at the seven figure level.