He probably saw the Obamas having their gay sex. Everyone close that family knows about Big Mike.
Yes it is. Americans would be completely disgusted if they knew the Obamas were having gay sex in the White House. It's all coming out!
The chef might have been having gay sex with Big Mike. Rumor has it Hussein used to be a gangsta back in the day. He's from Chicago after all. He probably wacked him over the head with that paddle board.
Anon, the Obamas were having negroid sex in the White House. They desecrated a US landmark. Americans will freak out when it comes out that Michelle is actually a transgendered nigga.
Hussein has been targeting his political enemies for many years. He is a street nigga. Trump wanted no part of that game and headed to Miami where it's safe.
Americans are pretty smart now. When that chef was announced dead, Americans immediately said he was murdered. Trump helped wake up a lot of people.
The Obamas are disgusting freaks. This is why Melania refused to move into the White House at first. Look, I support Trump. But he made a stupid decision to move in without a complete renovation.
Mitch is a criminal traitor. I'm glad conservatives are finally seeing him for what he is.
They would probably be relieved to know that Trump is actually running the show. The average democrat would be pissed though. But who cares about them.