Alexander The Great once saw Diogenes sorting through a pile of human bones. When asked what he was doing, Diogenes told Alexander, "I'm searching for the bones of your father, but I cannot distinguish them from those of a slave".
You'd have to check with OSS on the current policy. I'm just here to shitpost.
Not Diogenes. The worst he was ever accused of was jacking off in the marketplace. He did piss on a few people, but that was a philosophical statement, not a kink.