Welp, looks like Trump is going to prison.
You had a good run, boys.
But in the end, Q ended up being a larp.
That’s right: You fell for a silly roleplay game instead of saving your country.
Future generations will look back on this time and ask, “why didn’t my grampy stop them from taking over our country?”, and the answer is, “because grampy was too busy making memes and following the Q clock, sweetie. Now we all have to live in a cage and eat bugs. If grampy actually fought for his country instead of ‘trusting the plan’ of an anonymous basement troll, maybe you wouldn’t have been forced to lose your virginity to your trans kindergarten teacher, honey.”
Truly sad times bros.