Fucking bankers suck.
Tried to set up a CD today and it errored
and sent me an email telling me to call the bank.
So I called the bank, after 20 min they could not create a new CD, I already have a few so this is bullshit. The banker said if you come in we can do it. I said I'll be right over. I walked in and asked the banker to close all my accounts and cut me a bank check for the entire balance.
The look on his face was priceless.