Fuck Soccer anyway
Soccer is commie
Drama Queens
Anon enrolled my 6 year old in soccer one year
They all had fun learning to run and it was a gaggle
One week the coach is going to be gone and asks if anon will fill in so the team can play?
Anon doesn't know anything about coaching or soccer, but neither to the 6 year old's in an unrefereed game that didn't matter anyway.
So that the kids could play, anon agreed and played coach at the local Church field, not our usual community fields.
Within a few minutes of the game starting, with the opposing team's Parents cheering to their kids, "Kill them, Kick them in the face, Take them out," all of anons players were lying on the ground crying and hurt. Not good sportsmanship, just brute force. Fuck soccer and THOSE particular parents too.