WRWY. WWG1WGA!
It's what America needed really, we haven't had a real leader (daddy) in decades, thank god for patriots refusing to give up and renewing hope in those that have already.
The end of the rally approaches… Critical mass energy was achieved… Silence falls over the rally… POTUS reaches under the podium w/ a knowing grin… Pulls out a bowl of popcorn… Sets it down on the podium, leaning into the mike he speaks a single word…
"BOOM"
WWG1WGA chant fills building then wave-propagates outside proceeding to spread across the entire nation