Chesus is the Whey
Oh goodie. I hope Cheesus is a 200 pound wheel of Emmentaler. I doubt the Body of Christ is some shitty unleavened wheat crackers.
Cheese and Wine
Yum
Not my favorite Savior Flavor
Follow the Yellow Brick road
"Skim the fat and feed the rest to the hogs"
"Cheesus, that's a lot of Cheese"
Over $2B worth.
The government pays the storage fees on the Strategic Cheese Reserve and technically "owns" the cheese while it's aging for use in the event of a food crisis.
"Government Cheese"
Helluva steal for Kraft-Heinz. And the Dairy Industry couldn't keep killing small farmers without their monopoly.
>sounds like a robot stuck on nigger
Kek
It sounds like Klingon being translated through a Babelfish
"I will make you Fisher's of Men"
Doctor's trolling for Patients
"Have you tried our new Jeez-its digestive biscuits?"
"If you ever get a belly ache, come see us, and eat yer Jeez-its!"
Cheesus is made from the Fat that Floats on the Whey.
"Whole milk" is actually Whey, with a fixed percent of milkfat homogonized into the drinkable white liquid we call milk.
Skim milk is just Whey…aka Hog Fattener
2 more weeks
Soon
Timing is very important
Is the Cheesusripe?
Loud ones if they are.