Here's a news headline from the future.

Republicans fail to stop democrats from making mandatory transgender reassignment for all members of Republican congress.

Kevin MacCarthy said," we tried our best but now we all need to get along and become transgender." He went on to say, "We are going to have to find new ways to counter democrats." Lindsey Graham appreciated the bill, saying," its great for congress and America too". Senator McConnel was asked, "what his new transgender name would be, his response was Mrs. Jane Turtle. Matt Gaets was not available for comment. Jim Jordan vowed to find a way around the bill without having to get reassignment surgeries, he added," maybe congress can just wear dresses and makeup instead."

The new transgender reassignment bill for members of congress was a huge blow since the last bill, changing the US flag to transgender colors couldn't be stopped by house republicans. The bill had bipartisan support and republicans once again failed to stop democrats who seem to have absolute power.