wtf

'''AUSTRIAN SUPERMARKET

SPIDER WITH BITE THAT CAN CAUSE PERMANENT BONERS

Invades Store, Forces Evac'''

The deadly arachnid in question is the Brazilian Wandering Spider, and it was reportedly spotted in the store. The creature has reached Europe before, usually by hiding in bunches of bananas being shipped to stores.

The 4-inch, black and red spider apparently popped up at the Penny supermarket in Krems an der Donau, which is about 45 miles west of Vienna … the store called authorities after Tuesday's sighting and the shop has been shuttered ever since…

The Brazilian Wandering Spider is featured in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's most venomous arachnid … and its bite can also cause hypothermia, blurred vision and convulsions, in addition to erections.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/10/austrian-supermarket-closed-brazilian-wandering-spider-sighting-venomous-bite-permanent-erection/