"What are you in for?"
"Carding."
"Did you at least get something cool?"
"Yeah. MyPillow."
I cost the city police department millions when they tried to screw with me. The trick is to get them on deficiencies of process. They tried to screw me, I ended up costing three cops their jobs and pensions. They had to delay purchasing two cruisers and they still haven't been able to afford to upgrade their radio. They're too busy learning French!
This cop won't be chief for much longer.