TYB
Well son of a bitch.
2 * 33 does equal 66. Interesting.
see
just a coincidence I noticed in the video length and the last two digits of my first post. I'm weird like that.
Holy shit! That's some top kek right there, Pig. o7
I miss this band.
Anyone else feel the song just from this still?
Indeed.
Best lyric slice meme yet that I've seen. Saved. Thank you, Anon.
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 8kun by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 8kun. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a shitposter.. this place…. this place has a lot to offer… heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it…
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I rated top of my group in Popcorn Chef, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids making "Pöpcørn", and I have over 300 confirmed popcorn recipes.
I am trained in how to use 2114 oil pump with 36oz popcorn machine and I'm the top popper in the entire US Coast Guard Culinary School. You are nothing to me but another burnt kernel. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision seasoning and imported butter melting, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies and culinary specialists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pressure and the intense, unbearable heat on the endosperms, maggot. The pressure, heat and explosion that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pop corn and kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in 'popcorn hammer' combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Coast Guard Culinary School and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue and gotten some delicious popped corn later.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit popped fury all over you and you will drown in salted butter. I'll pop your ass, kiddo
No, just butter and a bit of salt.
All kinds of body hair has been shaved since the concept of shaving was first discovered and shared.