Sadly any real answer will be deleted on this board, as the ADL has Jims balls under glass.
But it goes something like the jews invented themselves in the last kaliyuga after the baby eating space aliens left. The people who became the "jews" were so reeee about the fact one of the alien races gene spliced the rest of us for psychic power that they decided to pretend to be the gods and eat kids.
They still have no psionic power in the slightest… But their jealousy powers are over 9000.
Right Grumpy?