Vigorous application of a wire brush and salt should do the trick. Good luck!
Heavy rain expected to leave streets cankle deep.
Residents are advised to secure computer equipment to prevent email deletion.
Strong winds are likely to bring with them the pungent aroma of stale urine and cabbage.
Cleanup operations are expected to commence almost immediately with a cloth or something.
Anyone witnessing anything unusual should just keep their mouths shut or alternatively call the suicide hotline and place an order.