In my time, I've experienced things. Nothing like yesterday. On four seperate occasions my EMS alert blared from my phone during Hurrican Hillary. To top it off, an Earthquake in progress warning was issued, Ojai had a 5.1 EQ.

In my 50+ years of living here, I had never received an alert for weather or earthquakes. Five alerts in one day.

Since I'm the dude the world is changing for, let me say it's changing rapidly. Dhjanibekov effect is in full swing, pun intended.

Let's get this party rolling towards conclusion.