George Floyd makes Harrison Floyd look like George Harrison, that's why BLM isn't rioting
Don Imus makes Don Lemon look like a nappy headed ho
Chris Christie is so fat that buffets have a fine print disclaimer because of him
If Mike Pence was trapped in quicksand and asked me to rescue him I'd tell him, "that's not my concern." And watch him panic in sheer terror for a few moments before I do save him because Jesus would save him too.
Could you imagine having a President named Vivian Ramalamadingdong?
There is no rescue from Trump quicksand, so I reckon kek
Diane Feinstein does a great impression of George Burns
Melania Trump makes Ellen Degeneres look like John Podesta
Hunter Biden might know a thing or two about gas because the price is higher than he is
Maria Bartiromo makes Rachel Maddow look like Dylan Mulvaney
Mitch McConnell has his head so far down in the cocaine pile that the CCP is plowing him up the ass
With how easily they stole the White House you gotta wonder if it was made by Kia
One neat thing about Trumps mugshot is that it highlights that the media makes him look orange
Trust the plan vs trust the plantation
Trump Derangement makes Eminem look like Fidel Castro