I saw a guy getting mugged and stabbed in the Metro.

The assailants managed to escape before I got there. The guy was still alive but bleeding pretty bad.

So I asked him who he voted for in the 2020 election.

He said: "I voted Biden, why?".

I said "have a good day" and calmly left the area to go buy some snacks.

I met a girl who said she had just been raped.

I asked her if she was pro-gun.

She said "Handguns are ok, but we should ban assault weapons".

So I kept raping her…