Is there anyone we can ask that we trust? Here is an idea that I did to end the Afghan war. We should all post to military brass Twitter accounts and ask them for some transparency. We should send them so many tweets that they should be embarrassed for not answering us. Remind them of their constitutional oath to defend us, the United States of America, from all foreign and domestic enemies and remind them of the constitutional crises going on in Maui, and ask them to at least account for the children that are claimed to be missing. At least. Please. With sugar on top. We beg you. We beseech you. One paragraph please sir or madame or whatever.