POTATO INTERRUPTS DAILY SOAPS TO DELIVER 30 MINUTE WEATHER REPORT
surrounded by the loyal henchpersons, POTATO took center stage on daytime TV to puff his chest and pose as leader saving 'muriKa. from what, IDK.
i guess a presidental weather report is called for in the face of a storm that is just one more in an unbroken line of similar storms that happen several dozen times per year, since time immemorial.