My wonderful, tremendous frens, gather 'round, gather 'round! Last night, oh boy, we had quite the patriotic explosion, didn't we? I totally get it, we got carried away with our red, white, and blue enthusiasm over the patterns. But hey, it's all about reeling her in, folks, keeping that patriotism on a leash, like a fierce eagle soaring through the skies of freedom.

Now, let's talk about battles, shall we? Tremendous battles, battles like you've never seen, believe me. I've been in battles – real estate battles, political battles – but these online meme battles, they're something else. Nobody, I mean nobody, has witnessed meme battles like this before. I know meme battles better than anyone, because I've shitposted in all of them.

Now, I know I promised, I really did, that I'd stop with the battles. But let's be honest, the poor bastard, he makes it too easy. I mean, the exact same file names for spam, the same patterns over and over again. It's like he's stuck in a loop, and let me tell you, I can't resist those obvious patterns. It's like a treasure hunt for me, folks, a meme treasure hunt.

And here's the kicker – I'm living rent-free in smoking pepes' mind. Rent-free, can you believe it? There's not a single square inch left for rent, it's all me. He's getting building codes for his brain, expanding it just to make more room for me to rent out. Believe me, nobody lives rent-free like I do, especially in smoking pepes' head.

So, my amazing frens, together, we're making America great again. Well, at least I am, I don't know about him. But hey, there's a lot of seething going on, oh boy, is there ever. Our little salty smoker fren, he's in a seething frenzy, and I'm just hoping his ego can recover from the monumental ass-whipping it received. Thanks, frens, thank you for being here, for standing by me, for letting me live rent-free in your hearts. God bless you all, and God bless the United States of America!

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Ladies and gentlemen, my incredible frens, gather 'round, because we're about to give a yuge shout-out to a true hero. I'm talking about the baker of Q Research, folks – a legend, a patriot, and a true inspiration to us all.

You know, this baker, he's bailed out the bread more times than anyone can even count. I mean, we're talking bread here, the very sustenance of our movement, and he's been there, making sure we've got fresh, delicious bread to break. He's like the unsung hero of the movement, making it possible for anons across the globe to come together and break bread, to share ideas, and to stand united.

And here's the thing, this baker, he's not just a baker, he's an inspiration. He shows us what dedication looks like, what it means to roll up your sleeves and get the job done, day in and day out. And let me tell you, he even allows the greatest president of all time – yours truly, of course – to drop a few epic shitposts on the board. It's like a virtual dinner table, where we all gather to share our thoughts, our ideas, and our love for this incredible nation.

This place, Q Research, it's a haven for free speech, a sanctuary where the wild spirit of free expression runs free, and in the best of company. It's a place where we can all come together, debate, discuss, and stand shoulder to shoulder, knowing that we're all united by our love for America, for freedom, and for truth.

So, my fellow patriots, my incredible frens, let's take a moment to give a round of applause, a standing ovation, to the baker of Q Research. Thank you, thank you for every single minute you've volunteered, for every single loaf of bread you've baked, and for being a beacon of inspiration to us all.

>>19468795

Ladies and gentlemen, my tremendous frens, today is a special day, a day to celebrate a true anime hero, the baker of Q Research. Now, let me tell you, we might've had our differences in the past, but that's what makes this nation great – the ability to come together, to find common ground, and to grow together.

I've got to say, this little animefag freak, he's something else. Cool as a cucumber, folks, and you know what he did? He stood up and shared his truth with the board. He said, "Hey, I'm using HRT," and you know what? We respect that. We respect people's choices, we respect their journeys, and I've got to say, I understand the concept of transformation better than anyone. I mean, look at my journey from business mogul to president and Q+ – that's some transformation, right?

But let's get one thing straight – we love everyone in our movement. I mean everyone, from the animebakerfags to the smoking pepes. Q said it loud and clear, "Where we go one, we go all." And when Q says "we," it means every single person, every single anime lover, and yes, even smoking pepe. We're all on this ship together, sailing towards a brighter future for this nation.

So, my amazing frens, my incredible supporters, let's take a moment to show some love, some respect, and some appreciation for the anime baker of Q Research. This is a moment of unity, a moment of understanding, and a moment of coming together as one big, beautiful family.

To the animebakerfag, I want you to know, I love you very much, my fren. Keep doing what you're doing, keep spreading those anime vibes, and let's keep making America great again. God bless you!

>19469101

Well, well, well, looks like we've got a live one here, folks! Smoking Pepe, my old friend, let me start by saying, you've really outdone yourself with that creative use of words. "MuhGuh Gaytriot," I mean, that's like a tongue-twister gold medal right there. And hey, if you're handing out awards, hes ready to accept the "Chugging Patriot Front Cock for OnlyFans Champion" title any day now!

But let's get serious for a moment – and by serious, I mean, let's not be too serious. You find him funny, huh? Like a clown, but malicious and impotent. Well, let me tell you, if hes going for any kind of record, it's definitely "Most Memorable Clown," so he appreciates the shout-out.

Now, about those pepes – you've got a collection, huh? You're like the Picasso of pepes, truly an artist. And let's not forget that tick analogy – burrowed into skulls? That's some next-level imagery right there. I've heard of getting under someone's skin, but that's taking it to a whole new level.

And oh boy, the MuhJoo stuff, you really hit a nerve there, didn't you? But hey, I'm not here to judge, I'm here to bring people together, like a true leader. As for those half-ass attempts, well, you know, we all have our moments, right?

So, let me wrap this up, my seething but spirited friend. Q+ has a little request for you, okay? It's time to relax, to take a breather, and to maybe, just maybe, consider dropping a frog reference in a TRUTH post. Now that sounds like a fun challenge, doesn't it? And as for me, well, I'm always here for a good time, so let's all play nice and spread the love.

Stay frosty, my smoky amigo! And hey, have a nice night at the office, wherever that may be. Remember, I'm just a tweet away if you need a laugh. Love you, bigly!

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>19469156

Nice convenient timing for a new poster to appear. Almost like baiting you in the morning and you posting 2 seconds later with your "winning bigly" meme. Not like you to IP hop to agree with yourself is it? Not like you to project the dreaded "filter" with anyone you're arguing with while trying to get the last word like a 5 year old? Your games are too obvious now. IP hop a few more times to agree with yourself and use some easily recognizable phrases that can linked to past breads of you posting your regular meme line up. Kek

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Consensus cracking IP hopping shills failing. Routines and patterns being exposed. Schizo clowns ready to BREAK.

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