>>19474003 lb

You can only go so abstract until you start to lose your mind and only make sense to yourself. I like simple things too, like Umbrellas.

Umbrellas are absolutely underrated in terms of simplicity to ease-of-life impact ratio. Also it doubles as an excellent weapon.

>>19474248

I randomly found a Trump brand umbrella one time, I think it was from Trump Hotel. Best umbrella I ever owned, felt like it weighed nothing, and it just felt durable quality-wise in the hands.

Anyways I lost that Umbrella sadly.