Alright newfags, since you’re coming in late I’ll catch you up. You got popcorn and candy to last the rest of the show? Good, get comfy.

This is the part where everyones realizing why just taking out a government puppet here and there would not have been enough to stop the global power grab. That it’s too big and too broad. The whole world had to be saved. The plan had to save everyone from slavery. Look at their faces! Heavy shit, huh?

Anyway, did you read the plot synopsis? “A team of ordinary but very unique people are recruited and trained to foil a plot to take over the world’.

Sounds like ‘Mighty Ducks meets James Bond’, doesn’t it? Another Bunch a misfits with hearts of gold save the day movie.

Ok, so the evil villains keep trying different evil plans but you’ve got these heroes who’ve never seen each other throwing monkey wrenches into their plots at every turn.

So the bad guys try something else harder. And the good guys throw bigger monkey wrenches. And well the good guys in charge who had to remain secret or they’d get disappeared, and all the other good guys, are slowly piling up monkey wrenches so the bad guys have less room to move. You know what I mean, painting them into a corner?

Meanwhile more and more good guys figure out what is going on and start with their own monkey wrenches.

It’s like Rocky Horror where everybody watching throws toast too, everybody’s throwing monkey wrenches.

And now we’re getting close to where the bad guys are gonna realize they’re painted in a corner and they’re soon gonna hafta try something real big. Long movie, but real exciting.

Oop, did you see that? The good guys in charge just dropped an ocean freighter on their heads not just a wrench. The good guys in charge do the heavy lifting. Did you bring a set of wrenches?

Start throwing whenever the bad guys are on the screen. Here, I’ll hold your popcorn.