>>19490564 me

I was trying to wake up my biden boring vaccinated n boosted long time friend and he was scared of Putin and a nuke and I told him that’s just to wake up the rest of the people bc this is a military operation and we aren’t going to have a nuclear war bc Trump has the biscuit and that’s why biden was sworn in 13 minutes early, while on Trump’s watch bc Trump is still CiC bc he never conceded. We are going to be under martial law soon n get food n water ready in case disruption to food chain.

My fren:

I think I’m dying.

Anon:

Why?

Fren:

I think I have cancer

(I’m thinking holy shit, well he’s vaxxed n boosted, so it possible bc of side effects. But Anon knows fren and Anon thought, holy shit. He’s melting. The truth melted him. Let’s see how he talks his way out of that’s one..)

Anon

So why do you think you have cancer?

Fren

Was at fren’s house and very his cancer sniffing dog hit me (or said something like that.)

Anon

Are u going to get tested?

Fren

When my insurance kicks in later in the fall

Anon

(keks to self)

A little while passes

Fren

I did go to a free cancer testing clinic and it came out ok

Anon

Well, that’s a relief. Should probably get everything thoroughly tested.

Next morning

Well my doctor did check my blood for cancer and it was fine so I’m probably just worried for nothing

Holeeeee shit. Imagine the snowflakes that direct their anger outwardly when military announces 2020 stollen or something.