ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ANONS, I HAVE VERY BAD NEWS TO REPORT TO YOU…

I am a staffer for one of President Trump’s closest advisors (yes, it’s true), and I was JUST informed that they are currently negotiating a plea deal with Jack Smith that will PROHIBIT him from ever running for elected office again. I shit you not. His legal team is literally working out the details as I write this. I am so, so sorry MAGA family. This is a terrible day for our country.