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>>1952914

so the fire alarm in my house went off last night around 3:20-ish a.m. for about 10 seconds then stopped. there was no smoke, no fire and the alarm chirped and said 'FIRE, FIRE'. thing is, i didn't have the alarm armed or connected to a monitoring service last night. i have no explanation.

>>1953028

Defender? LOLOLOLOL!!! up, down, up, down. a fourth less challenging than fucking frogger! hell, i bet you never even memorized the first bonus pattern on Galaxians you pulsating furry cum basket!

>>1953045

i guess. probably the same ones that make the light above my tub turn on and off at will.

>>1953288

i'll have you know i can STILL score a touchdown every time on Mattel Football AND solve the Cube in less than 3 minutes.

Oh…btw…I fucked your sister bareback after prom when you thought I was with Larry and Tim making a run to the bootlegger for the Boone's Farm Strawberry.

Mic.

Drop.

Beotch.

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