Q: "follow the wives"
Lot: "AW HELL NAW!"
Abraham: *about to kill his son Isaac
Angel: WHOA WTF YOU DOING BRO?? HE MEANT THIS FUCKING GOAT NAMED ISAAC!
Chris Christie is so fat that he makes Noah's ark look like the SS Minnow
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABE SHINZO
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU