>this plan sounds absolutely fool proof
All except the Kevin McCarthy part.
If they are that desperate, let them try and float Big Mike. This shit is a fever dream of the media. For Big Mike to get anywhere near the Oval Orifice there would be the questions you brought up to be answered, and there would also be the matter of the obligatory physical examination.
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What if Jimmy feelz like he might be a girl on the inside? All this maths stuff can totally be manipulated by the patriarchy to rape Mother Gaia for profit. We need to be thinking about the things that really matter.
Jesus. That thing makes Kat Timpf look fluffy.
Please fren, tell me about the sexual pleasures of goats. Western whamens are scandalous and unclean.