LOST HELP! REWARD

My Kraken is missing since last Thursday.

Last seen in vicinity of 1700 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC

Friendly but wary. Answers to “Bupster”

Will fetch sticks but only for beef jerky treats

Can we get some coordinates for nearest gladio underground access port? Garden hose oughtta flush ‘em out, then we got the cheez-whiz cannons teach em a lesson, whaddyasay Q?