vegans should not be allowed to swallow!
that’s nothing! my first word was ALLAHU SNACKBAR!
burly pretty boys will rule 2018!
top?
bottom?
vers?
as an underprivileged and childless homosexual pedestrian, i believe that strollers, bicycles, and skateboards obstruct foot traffic and only make getting around more dangerous. should we ban stroller-pushers, cyclists, and skateboarders from using sidewalks?
Sarah…
Peqan pie is the absolute best!
qeep being the bad ass bitch you have always been
it’s on. i bet my peqan pie will come out better than yours!
also…
vegans are total degenerates!
send them to the FEMA death camps.
i like my steak medium RARE!
i have to give a shout-out to all the fucking BAD ASS BITCHES in the trump administration…
omarosa
sarah
ivanka
elaine
kellyanne
kirstjen
melania
anyone else i’m forgetting…
KEEP BEING YOU AND KEEP BEING FUCKING CUTE!
stephen miller is also the absolute cutest!
love him because he is smart and kind and cute!
stephen…
was yuki your teacher?
potus…
nobody at your bar knows how to make a negroni!
hire cute dudes who know how to make it and everything else will fall in line for you!
the only socialists who deserve to be pardoned are the cute ones with nice tight buttholes! if they have shitty taste in music, they deserve to be sent to the death camps!
also pecan pie is the best pie ever. this is not up for FUCKING debate!
you can’t rape the willing
but when you are as parched as me
anything goes! (cole porter)
PICKLE