Remember when Mr. Slugworth did the thing to the kids? Offered them money for the "everlasting gobstopper"? It turned out not to be the right choice for many, but not for Charlie.
Azazel was placed here to rule over us, he's our Slugworth. Azazel works for the Man to test humanity. There is no hell, only the one you create.
Hi, I'm Charlie in this story. DJT is Grandpa Joe.
This life was about training. Making sure those that remain are good eggs. Now I have to think of some f'd up way of incorporating the Oompas into this saga. Who's orange, wears a Scottish cap, and dances to every moral dilemma? Maybe Baron?
Seriously, but not so seriously, I won the golden ticket. It's my factory now and you're all invited on a boat tour…get spoopy first, you'll love it.
How's that for saying what needs to be said? Azazel isn't the bad guy, we are.