LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING ASSHEADS!

GET DOWN ON YOURFUCKINGKNEES RIGHT NOW AND BOW THEFUCKDOWN TO THE NEXT US SENATOR FROM THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA!

THAT’S RIGHT, YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS! HER BLACK ROYAL HIGHNESS, THE HONORABLE OPRAH WINFREY, IS ABOUT TO USHER IN A NEW ERA OF PROGRESSIVISM THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN, AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU STUPID FUCKINGDICKLETSCAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT SIT BACK AND WATCH AS THIS BLACKQUEENTURNS YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE “RIGHTS” INTO ASHES!