https://babylonbee.com/news/crew-moving-pelosi-out-of-office-crushed-to-death-by-empty-wine-bottles
>Only downside I see is that I’ve had an erection for the last few hours. Anybody else experience this?
If your erection lasts for more than four hours, look at a picture of my mother-in-law.
Anon’s phone was off, and in microwave.
Router was unplugged and air gapped.
Only thing that went off was wifeanon’s work issued phone (that doesn’t even have a SIM card).